Meng’s Mind and Body

(Lawyer-cat says I need to tell you: the content on this page is satirical, my body doesn’t actually look like that.)

Meng’s Body

This is my body. You can have a body like this, too!

It’s easy! All you have to do is to read every Unix manual you can get your hands on, eat lots of junk food and refrain from exercise.

Remember Robert Maynard Hutchins’ maxim: “Whenever I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down until it passes.”

Meng’s Mind

Note: That’s the joke, there’s nothing in Meng’s mind.