I should really be a vegetarian, for the good karma. But I enjoy the taste of meat too much, especially sashimi. What to do?
I figured out a solution: Karma offsets. All I have to do is to pay a meat-eater to become a vegetarian, in order to offset my own bad meat-eating karma. Maybe I can even create a world market for karma credits.
See, you CAN have your karma and eat it too.