Funny Thought: Living Will

by | Jul 22, 2009 | Mengstupiditis

I’m surprised that the “Living Will” I signed did not offer me the option I really wanted.

What I really wanted is that, in the event that I’m incapacitated, either due to disease or accident, I want my body parts replaced with bionic implants that give me super speed, super strength and super vision, and then I want to be revived. That way, I’ll wake up a superhero.
I don’t even care if it costs me six million dollars.