I’m so unenlightened … I accepted Mara’s friend request on Facebook.

I’m so unenlightened … I left the form empty at the DMV because emptiness is form and form is emptiness.

I’m so unenlightened … I understand nonduality only half the time.

I’m so unenlightened … I ran into a wall abiding in the base of infinite space.

I’m so unenlightened … I fell asleep abiding in the base of infinite consciousness.

I’m so unenlightened … I have clutter in the base of nothingness.

I’m so unenlightened … Mara the Trickster doesn’t even bother to trick me.

I’m so unenlightened … I painted a sign for animitta samadhi (signless concentration).

I’m so unenlightened … I think noselfness is selfish.

I’m so unenlightened … Devadatta follows me on Twitter.

I’m so unenlightened … I only experienced Oneness exactly once.

I’m so unenlightened … I got so angry in a car once I gave Angulimala the finger.

I’m so unenlightened … I asked Angulimala for jewelry advice.

I’m so unenlightened … I once tried meditating on cessation, but had to stop.

I’m so unenlightened … I don’t see myself meditating on non-perception.

I’m so unenlightened … I’m a rare example of beginner’s mind without the Zen mind.

I’m so unenlightened … I invited Marie Kondo to tidy up Pure Land.

#buddhisthumor