Meng’s Orthodox Paradoxes (unfortunately, these are all true about me)

by | Dec 12, 2008 | Mengstupiditis

  • I strive hard to be lazy.
  • I’m selfishly compassionate.
  • I desire to not want.
  • Sometimes, I’m not myself.
  • Often, I’m not here, where I am.
  • I actively engage in non-activity.
  • I feel spiritual about my earthly desires.
  • I sometimes fail at failing.
  • I make careless mistakes carefully.
  • I think about non-thinking.
  • Sometimes, my mind is full of nothing.
  • My own arrogance humbles me.
  • I’ve become a famous unknown.
  • I sometimes pity the more fortunate.
  • I’m so rich I’m working for food.