Funny Thought: Simple Man
I realized that I'm just a simple, unambitious man. I have no personal ambitions. All I'm trying to do is to save the world, and make $1.1 billion while doing that. And I'm such a simple man. All...
Funny Thought: Dude, Where’s My Bell?
Twice this week, I forgotten my meditation bell when leading meditation. Not once, but twice. I deserve the No-bell Prize.
Funny Thought: Letter of Recommendation
Ke told me that in China, it's common for graduating students to write their own letters of recommendation in the names of their professors. If I get to write my own recommendation in the name of my...
Funny Thought: Vegetarian
I don't know why, but people keep asking me if I'm vegetarian. Well, of course I'm a vegetarian. In addition to being a vegetarian, I also eat meat. I'm a vegetarian++.
Funny Thought: Superhero
When President Obama was asked earlier today who his favorite superhero was, he said, "Spiderman and Batman". I was surprised. I thought every President wants to be The Decider when he grows up.
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