by Chade-Meng Tan | Dec 17, 2008
My true love is looking forward to the 5 golden rings.
by Chade-Meng Tan | Dec 16, 2008
Every year, right about this time, I get annoyed that Christmas happens in late December, right when the weather sucks. Constantine could have chosen any day of the year to be Christmas Day, but instead of choosing a nice spring or summer day like a good emperor...
by Chade-Meng Tan | Dec 13, 2008
A joke my 9-year-old Angel made up: There was a man who came to a ‘Stop’ sign. He stopped for an hour and caused a lot of traffic. A police officer came by and asked the man, “Why aren’t you moving?”. The man replied,...
by Chade-Meng Tan | Dec 12, 2008
When I go to a bar, I expect to see a bunch of crazy people saying nice things about me. You know, complimentary nuts.
by Chade-Meng Tan | Dec 12, 2008
I strive hard to be lazy. I’m selfishly compassionate. I desire to not want. Sometimes, I’m not myself. Often, I’m not here, where I am. I actively engage in non-activity. I feel spiritual about my earthly desires. I sometimes fail at failing. I make...
