My true love is looking forward to the 5 golden rings.

Every year, right about this time, I get annoyed that Christmas happens in late December, right when the weather sucks.  Constantine could have chosen any day of the year to be Christmas Day, but...

A joke my 9-year-old Angel made up:   There was a man who came to a 'Stop' sign.  He stopped for an hour and caused a lot of traffic.  A police officer came by and asked the man, "Why aren't you...

When I go to a bar, I expect to see a bunch of crazy people saying nice things about me. You know, complimentary nuts.

I strive hard to be lazy. I'm selfishly compassionate. I desire to not want. Sometimes, I'm not myself. Often, I'm not here, where I am. I actively engage in non-activity. I feel spiritual about my...