How to Chase away your customers

I recently opened my first account with Chase Bank.  As part of opening that account, I made an initial check deposit.  Today, I received a letter saying that deposit is on hold because “the deposited check is not consistent with the account’s normal...
How am I? I am happy and at peace

How am I? I am happy and at peace

Whenever people asked me, “How are you?” I used to have one of two frequent responses: – “I am fine.” – “Busy, busy.” I found both responses to be unsatisfactory.  So recently, I decided to change my response to,...

I’m Still Thinking Different, Steve

I have always thought different.  I have always been different.  I am the crazy one, the misfit, the rebel, even by Google standards.  Eric Schmidt half-jokingly wagged his finger at me and called me a “troublemaker”. In retrospect, I think I have been so...

A Jolly Good Mantra in the Heart Sutra

  The Heart Sutra is one of the most popular scriptures in all of Mahayana Buddhism.  I have a theory that the secret of the Mantra in the Heart Sutra is jolly goodness. My morning alarm ringtone is a Chinese-language recitation of the Heart Sutra.  Hence, I wake up...

Good Morning, Thug

I just had one of those ironic experiences that are funny in retrospect.  I was in Berlin to speak at the World Peace Festival.  While I was at a subway station, a thuggish big blonde white guy tried to intimidate me into giving him money.  He got uncomfortably close...